Johan Ng

1) TLD .com is the commercial TLD and most widely used TLD. Even a newbie can understand what .coms stands for. If some one wants to go to some site then naturally type in the site name and .com extension after it. What happened if .com is not available? I would suggest to go with .net or if you are website giving information you may considering .info as well.

2) Keyword Itself The keyword means the domain itself. If it is basketball or sports then great. If it is greatestsports then it is weaker compared to the sport or sports. Keywords used for the domain name itself are very helpful to establish a brand and market it easily.

3) OVT The overture data shows the number of searches performed on that particular keyword. So it gives a basic idea that what kind of traffic to be expected if we build a site on this kind of domain name. Overture Keyword Selector Tool is commonly used by webmasters to find the keywords that has been searching in the particular months.

4) Length Of Domain The shorter the better, still using a good key word that is. Something like www .jkpq.com is hard to remember, and won’t do squat for search engines, because nobody searches “jkpq” unless they’re looking that domain name for fun. Shorter domain names are harder to come across on your own, because a lot of them have been taken up. A longer one won’t hurt you, but you don’t want www. visitmywesitebecauseitsgivesknowledgethatyoudontknowbefore.com.

5) Dictionary If it is a dictionary word then it is good, because normally dictionary word have amazing results in search engines.

6) Pronounceable If the domain is pronounceable then it will be easy for the users to memorize it and so more and more users can return to your site without going and searching it every time. This also helps establishing a brand name in the market.

7) Brand able Now if the domain is not even pronounceable and doesn’t have any major TLD then it will be very hard to brand it. The best example as I mentioned above can be google.com Because google didn’t had any meaning some years ago. But now every one knows what google means. Some examples for brandable domains can be like juhy.com, vhuv.com etc.

8) Singular or Plural Now if the domain name is a singular one then it will get more price then the plural version of that particular domain name. Like reddot.com is better then reddots.com Some times there is an exception in this kind of domains also. EX: LatestGadgets.com is better then LatestGadget.com Because the End user wants to see gadgets not a single gadget.

9) Google results Some people also see google results for a given name. Now this also doesn’t has any relation with the domain name google will just show you the results of the pages which contains that particular word. This can be helpful to do some SEO afterwards though.

Its been 7 days I didn’t update my blog and I have no idea what I shall write, so I decided give available 3 chars domain name, please let me know if you have registered them. Here are the list:

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying “Hello.”

I politely said, “This is David. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell ?”

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, “Get the right f*ckin’ number!” and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robert’s correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with him, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled ” You’re a C*nt!” and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ‘C*nt’ next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, ” You’re a C*nt!” It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ‘C*nt’ calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, “Hi, this is John Smith from BT. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?”

He yelled “NO!” and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re a C*nt!”

One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a “For Sale” sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first C*nt (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I’d better call the Land Rover C*nt, too. I said, “Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?”

Yes, it is”, he said. “Can you tell me where I can see it?” I asked.

“Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street , in Ilford. It’s a terraced house, and the car’s parked right out in front.”

“What’s your name?” I asked. “My name is Steve Hansen,” he said.

“When’s a good time to catch you, Steve?”

“I’m home most days as I’m currently unemployed.”

“Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?”

“Yes?”

“Steve, you’re a C*nt!” Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two arseholes to call. Then I came up with an idea.

I called C*nt #1

“Hello.”

“You’re a C*nt!” (But I didn’t hang up.)

“Are you still there?” he asked.

“Yeah,” I said.

“Stop calling me,” he screamed.

“Make me,” I said.

“Who are you?” he asked.

“My name is Steve Hansen.”

“Yeah? Where do you live?”

“C*nt, I live at 129 Alice Street, Ilford, a terraced house, with my gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front.”

He said, “I’m coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start saying your prayers.”

I said, “Yeah, like I’m really scared, C*nt,” and hung up.

Then I called C*nt #2. “Hello?” he said.

“Hello, C*nt,” I said.

He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are…”

“You’ll what?” I said.

“I’ll kick your arse,” he exclaimed.

I answered, “Well, C*nt, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.”

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 129 Alice Street, Ilford, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war going down in Alice Street, Ilford.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Alice Street. I got there just in time to watch two C*nts beating the crap out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really works…

For those who do know why they called coloured man

Here’s another fresh jokes for today, I got this from friend of mine.

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me … it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, without underwear or
bra. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got ore than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “we are very happy that you have passed our little test…..we couldn’t ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep
your
condoms in your car. Hahaha

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36, Fair, Dark eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let’s find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!”
Wife replies, “No, it means, ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!”

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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: You know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, “All these kids are yours?!”
“No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.”

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential!”

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Mother to her teenage daughter, “I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.”
Daughter (Excitingly), “Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.”
Mother Faints…

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